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When Football Daily were a lad and everything about football was much better, top-flight referees were able to go about their business unencumbered by nothing more hi-tech and new-fangled than a wrist-watch, a coin, a whistle, red and yellow cards, and a stubby little pencil they could’ve half-inched from the betting shop. Fast forward several decades and while the standard of officiating remains much the same, advances in the fields of both technology and vanishing foam dictate that Premier League refs are now forced to include spray cans, headsets and now body cameras on the list of items to be ticked off their pre-match checklists before they can lead teams out on to the pitch.
The news that several of those tasked with dispensing on-field justice will be testing Ref Cams in selected matches throughout the first round of fixtures this weekend was broken by Big Website earlier, meaning some or all of Jarred Gillett, Anthony Taylor and Chris Kavanagh will be joining assorted other frontline workers who are forced to go about their business wearing an electronic all-seeing eye to record their professional activities. However, unlike the police, Wetherspoons bar staff and some of their grassroots brethren, these members of the PGMOL match officials will not be using them for safety and security measures, but in the interests of further enhancing the viewing experience of TV viewers at home.
This latest televisual wheeze has been approved by Ifab, self-styled “independent guardians” of the rules of association football, a body you’d think might be better served sorting out the increasingly impenetrable shambles that is the handball law, rather than greenlighting new and innovative ways to show everyone how utterly unfit for purpose it continues to be. Already used in Copa Gianni, where it offered viewers the shaky and largely unhelpful on-pitch POV of a wheezing man struggling to keep up with elite athletes while running around a furnace, this new technology has apparently been embraced by broadcasters who, with the exception of one that happens to sponsor this email and is therefore beyond reproach of any kind, are always looking for new ways to try to justify the increases in their already exorbitant monthly subscriptions.
The PGMOL, whose employees will be wearing the Ref Cams, is also understood to be wholeheartedly in favour of this innovation, having arrived at the misguided and almost certainly incorrect conclusion that in providing fans with further insights into how difficult a referee’s job can be, it will help reduce the amount of abuse to which they are subjected. Good luck with that one, lads. In other news for TV viewers, Sky Sports have announced the roll-out of a new “multiview” feature, which will allow more febrile armchair conspiracy theorists to reach unprecedented levels of apoplexy over decisions made in four different matches shown on one screen at the same time.
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
“We’ve been way below where we deem [Manchester] United to be. But then if you take a step back, which I’ve been able to do, especially over the last six months – what do you expect? People say we’ve been in a transition for years. To be in a transition, you have to start the transition. So it’s like the actual transition’s not started yet” – oof, Barcelona loanee Marcus Rashford gives his parent club both barrels, assessing that constantly changing managers, ideas and strategies has left United stuck in “no man’s land”.
FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS
As an Atlético member of 13 years standing, can I throw a few more comments into the mix of La Liga’s anti-fan policies (yesterday’s Football Daily)? Want to book flights and accommodation to Spain to catch a game? Oh wait, you won’t know the date or even the time the nominal Sunday game will be played until a fortnight beforehand: Saturday, Sunday or even Friday or Monday (unless Barça or Real Madrid, natch). Fancy a midweek game then? Always Tuesday or Wednesday? Oh sorry, Barça have the Copa del Rey coming up so let’s switch other fixtures around to suit TV. Let’s go for Thursday with minimum notice. To hell with fans who’ve spent hundreds on flights, hotels and match tickets. And while we’re at it, let’s kick off at 9.30pm. Bitter? Moi?” – Rob Ford.
Big Website worlds collide! Yesterday’s Football Daily had an excellent photo of Vice-era Tubbs wearing a stunning teal/turquoise suit. And the kit review linked to this Wolves away kit” – Mike Wilner.
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